Thursday, September 25, 2008

Ouch!



This is my life graph. There are many high and low points in my life shown on the life graph. One of my most stupid experiences in life was when a television set fell on my head. One fine night, when I was 6, a show was on TV called Jonny Bravo. My older brother, now gone for collage, was playing a video game game called Starcraft. We were both zoned out when the TV almost killed me. Well, to be more precise, I almost killed me. Bear in mind, I was 6. let me repeat that,6! Got that? good. Jonny Bravo was being chased by an angry mob. I was sitting in front of the TV, so I shook it. And it fell...well, on my head. My brother herd me yell,so he lept into action. Have you ever heard of 'superhuman' strength? My brother pushed the TV off my head across the room! It's a 60 pound TV! Then he picked me up and SPRINTED to my parents. I was crying ,they were freaking, you get the idea. I had a bruise on my head for a month. That,ladies and gentlemen, is embarrassing.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Musical Ransom

The story of the distressed phycologist continues in...MUSICAL RANSOM!

The man had gagged him with a peice of cloth. He could only hope someone had heard his desperate cry for help. Meanwhile, Walt was pacing the room.
He muttered to himself "He shouted 'Help Help!' but they didn't listen..." He giggled to himself.
The phone rang.
"ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!" Walt laughed like a madman.
His complection went dark. "This is all about mean, mean, mean... mean green."
He answured the phone." Tweleve hundred at his place."
"Frank? Is that you-"A gasp came over the phone. He hung up. A sudden movement caught his eye. The doctor was free! The man ran ro the window and leapt. He was falling, falling... Whump!
He landed on top of a pile of friut a man was selling. The seller stared, incredulous. The phycologist weezed, "If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal..." Then he blacked out.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Musical therapy


"So, tell me how it felt," Said the phycologist.
"this ... feeling."
"Somethin' 'bout an echo, and so much space...Does that make me crazy?" Questioned the man on the couch, frowning.
"Does that, make me crazy?" He repeated. The phycologist raised an eyebrow.
The man, cross-eyed, shouted, "DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY?" The phycologist lept back in fear. He said slowly,
"Probably."
The man, named Walt, got up, burst into tears, and hugged himself.
"All the lonely people, where do they all come from?"
Suddenly he lept forward, brandishing the doctor's prized pen.
The doctor fled to the window and screamed "Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!"
He turned and saw Walt dash at him. He opened his mouth and...

Almost all of the dialouge in this is from music.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

YO!

Here comes Super Brown Man to save the day! This blog will tell you about everything, from the universe to bananas.happy trails!