Sunday, December 7, 2008

Reflections On The Meaning Of Life


This is not a reflection on the meaning of life. I wrote that as a catchy title. Instead, I will write about a claymation I did in class with my friend Lilliana. A claymation is a video produced by taking pictures of clay in different poses and playing them so the clay appears to be moving. You can see my movie above. If you haven't, break out the popcorn and enjoy. If you have, continue reading.

The most pleasurable part of this project, for me, was the outlining of the scenes. You see, we had a large piece of construction paper divded into a three by three grid. Each panel was reserved for either the title page, the scenes or the credits. We would draw a picture representing each scene with a box below for dialogue and narration. The talking would be added later on. The reason why I enjoyed this section so much was because there wasn't wierd glitchy things happening everytime you turned your back. There had to be five lines of narrationa and five lines of dialouge for every scene. We also got to make most of the jokes in this section, which made it pretty enjoyable. We even had the "Hand of God" in there, but that had to be revised. All in all it was a very nice experience.

The least pleasurable experience for me was the filming itself. Our camera was difficult to work with because it did not have very much memory. In fact, it died a couple of times! We also had to constantly make and remake new pieces, because we kept on running out of clay. Often times, the thing that looked good on paper wasn't so good in practice. A lot of the time I was stuck with camera shooting which I didn't like very much. It was a very boring job to take almost the same picture over and over. The clay left a thin residue on our hands, upsetting Mr. Snelling, our tech over seer. He was worried it would get all over the table. Clay and tech hardware do not get along.

I learned many important things during this claymation, but I think the most important thing was how to learn to work with people you don't know very well. To tell you the truth, I didn't know Lilliana's name! It was very strange. I was expecting to do the report with Adam Baesler, due to the fact he asked to be my partner and I agreed. Lilliana and I had a hard time cooperating at first, but at the end we were a well oiled machine. The other thing I learned was to be nicer to other people. Doing this project gave me a feeling of knowing what the other people were doing. I realized that I was just as good as them when it came to making a video. So, I tried to be nicer to everyone. So I think this project a better person.

This was a fun project that I liked very much. Thank you for reading this, and I hope it changed your life. If it didn't, I understand. Still, I hope you liked it.




Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Screenplay for the Coolest Movie Ever!

(A big explosion happens, killing people in a place) Dying Guy to Not Dying Guy
"Go on with out me!" He changes his mind.
"Take me with you!" (NDG gets on magical beast.)(Long scene of NDG flying over a lake) ( He lands and finds random generic girl in distress)
"Oh no, save the thing/person/place, Not Dying Guy! Also, I have to follow you around for a while, in some kind of romantic relationship that doesn't work out till the very end."
"Okay." (They spend what feels like a bajillion years going after a generic villan.)
(They find GV)
"BUHAHAHAH, I will destroy the thing/person/place!"
(There is a gigantic fight scene where the plot twist happens)
GV: "Oh no, I have been defeated! But there is a bomb in the back room that may have been the plot twist!"(They either defuse the bomb in the last ten seconds and live happily ever after, or there is a dramatic explosion.)
NDG:"I am sad, because one member of our sidekicks have died.You know, the one we got 30 minutes in."
(they live happily ever after)

THE END

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Random Haiku Time Go!



Assemblies

Large throng of bodies
Inflated teachers ego
With some vollyball

Tree Farm

Dragging a large tarp
Into the man-made forest
The pines are falling
(on my head)

Keyboards

Symbols all in line
Beggining with letter Q
A strange way to type!
I like to make haikus for fun. Oftentimes, they just pop in my head. I made the last one while working on this blog.Guess where te one about assembilies came from?

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

So Lonely...


My dear brother, Chase, has left for collage. It is a sad event for me, as my brother and I were very close. He calls us often though, so it's not so bad.I do get his much larger room, which is about 40 square feet bigger. I actually measured it! He went to Western University, where I hope to go too. He came home last weekend, and I gave him a pen I made in wood shop. He accidentally left it. We used to fight a lot, but we mainly had a good time together.I went to Western on the day he left. It is in Bellingham, but, in the middle of camus, you can't really tell. The whole campus is surrounded by woods, with a cliff on the edge of campus used for rock climbing. My brother is staying in the Fairhaven section, which is higher up then the others. His roomate is named Reggie. We found Him asleep in the middle of the day, so they should get along just fine. I'm going to miss him. This is his last stop before leaving.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Ouch!



This is my life graph. There are many high and low points in my life shown on the life graph. One of my most stupid experiences in life was when a television set fell on my head. One fine night, when I was 6, a show was on TV called Jonny Bravo. My older brother, now gone for collage, was playing a video game game called Starcraft. We were both zoned out when the TV almost killed me. Well, to be more precise, I almost killed me. Bear in mind, I was 6. let me repeat that,6! Got that? good. Jonny Bravo was being chased by an angry mob. I was sitting in front of the TV, so I shook it. And it fell...well, on my head. My brother herd me yell,so he lept into action. Have you ever heard of 'superhuman' strength? My brother pushed the TV off my head across the room! It's a 60 pound TV! Then he picked me up and SPRINTED to my parents. I was crying ,they were freaking, you get the idea. I had a bruise on my head for a month. That,ladies and gentlemen, is embarrassing.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Musical Ransom

The story of the distressed phycologist continues in...MUSICAL RANSOM!

The man had gagged him with a peice of cloth. He could only hope someone had heard his desperate cry for help. Meanwhile, Walt was pacing the room.
He muttered to himself "He shouted 'Help Help!' but they didn't listen..." He giggled to himself.
The phone rang.
"ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!" Walt laughed like a madman.
His complection went dark. "This is all about mean, mean, mean... mean green."
He answured the phone." Tweleve hundred at his place."
"Frank? Is that you-"A gasp came over the phone. He hung up. A sudden movement caught his eye. The doctor was free! The man ran ro the window and leapt. He was falling, falling... Whump!
He landed on top of a pile of friut a man was selling. The seller stared, incredulous. The phycologist weezed, "If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal..." Then he blacked out.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Musical therapy


"So, tell me how it felt," Said the phycologist.
"this ... feeling."
"Somethin' 'bout an echo, and so much space...Does that make me crazy?" Questioned the man on the couch, frowning.
"Does that, make me crazy?" He repeated. The phycologist raised an eyebrow.
The man, cross-eyed, shouted, "DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY?" The phycologist lept back in fear. He said slowly,
"Probably."
The man, named Walt, got up, burst into tears, and hugged himself.
"All the lonely people, where do they all come from?"
Suddenly he lept forward, brandishing the doctor's prized pen.
The doctor fled to the window and screamed "Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!"
He turned and saw Walt dash at him. He opened his mouth and...

Almost all of the dialouge in this is from music.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

YO!

Here comes Super Brown Man to save the day! This blog will tell you about everything, from the universe to bananas.happy trails!